Episodes
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Episode 11 - Moonstruck
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Welcome back, friends, and have a listen this week as we discuss Moonstruck (1987). This movie stars Cher and our boy, but mostly a bunch of old people cheating on each other...If I could turn back time, I'd never watch this movie to begin with...GET IT?? Because that's one of Cher's most popular songs. She's a musician. Nicolas is not. I'm crazy hungover. Bye.
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Episode 12 - Vampire's Kiss
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
What did you do for Halloween? Maybe you went trick-or-treating. Maybe you went to a party. We watched 1988's cult classic - Vampire's Kiss. Like some of our previous episodes, this will be along one but a good for sure! If you Google image search our boy, Nick, many of the pictures are from this here piece of legendary cinema. Was this the best movie ever? Was this the worst movie ever? Listen and find out!
Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Episode 13 - Never on Tuesday
Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Sunday Nov 10, 2019
Hi friends, take a listen to a shorter episode this week (finally, am I right?). We discussed the difficult to find Never on Tuesday (1989). Our boy isn't in the movie for too long, but leaves us wanting more!
Sunday Nov 17, 2019
Episode 14 - Time to Kill (Tempo di Uccidere)
Sunday Nov 17, 2019
Sunday Nov 17, 2019
Hello! To explain how ugly this 1989 film, Time to Kill, is, I'm writing this in Italian and will translate it back into English. Spoiler warning: this movie sucks. It's by far the worst movie I've seen in a long time and we've seen smelly girls. To borrow a sentence from a new friend, this film is similar to setting the void for two hours. Listen this week while Hanna and Steve have complete and total mental breakdowns due to rapes, leprosy and holes in the plot.
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
Episode 15 - Wild at Heart
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
Wild at Heart (1990) - Yep. Mmhmm. Okay. Alrighty. Sure. Yep. Uh huh. Okay then. This was a movie.
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
Episode 16 - Fire Birds
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
We're back baby!! Do you love Apache helicopters? How about strawberry gum? America? Bad acting? Clips of Nicolas Cage's voice? Hanna's dad? If you said yes to any one of those, then, boy oh boy, do we have a podcast for you. For the low low price of free, you can listen to us talk about Fire Birds (1990) and get all of the above!
Sunday Dec 15, 2019
Episode 17 - Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted
Sunday Dec 15, 2019
Sunday Dec 15, 2019
What makes a movie a movie? We get philosophical in this week's podcast. We also argue for possibly the first time ever in four years. Enjoy us discuss #ISN1TDOTBH (1990), as two people go insane in two very different ways!
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Episode 18 - Zandalee
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Hanna attempts to snap her fingers live on the mic! Can she do it? Not really, but tune in this week and find out! We also recommend you watch Zandalee (1991), but only if you're into soft core porn. Yeah this episode is saucy, so you can skip this one, Mom.
Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Episode 19 - Honeymoon in Vegas
Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Sunday Jan 05, 2020
Welcome back to the podcast, friends! Listen to Hanna and Steve rant about Honeymoon in Vegas (1992), a movie that sets women back 30 years. Nic Cage actually isn't too bad in this flick. Anywho...Steve has a cold and is hopped up on cough medicine, but Hanna is a delight as always. Hope you all had a Merry Nic-mas and a Happy 8 Nights of Ha-Nic-kah and a Happy Neveau (Shemanic) Year.
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Episode 20 - Amos & Andrew
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
What happens when you take two of the screamiest actors in Hollywood and make them have boring conversations about race, sea monkeys, and fresh cut grass? You get absolute trash, Amos & Andrew (1993). Samuel L. Jackson plays a Pulitzer Prize winner and Nicolas Cage plays a criminal (again) for an extremely boring/racist 1.5 hours we'll never get back!